Welcome Player!

Noob isn’t some random player without Robux — they’re not even human. Noob is a lonely, ancient demon who’s been around long before the internet, long before Roblox.

Once a bringer of torment, they eventually grew bored of the usual destruction. Then they found something new: the internet. And in it, a strange little game called Roblox.

To Noob, Roblox was perfect — chaotic, weird, and disturbingly full of dark corners no one dared to clean up. Noob made a world of their own inside the game, a place where they could do whatever they wanted. But even demons crave affection.

So, they kidnapped a human — Guest — hoping for love, connection, anything to fill the void. But immortals get bored easily, and Guest became more of a toy than a partner. Still trapped in Noob’s twisted world, Guest was never let go... just replaced.

Now, it’s your turn.You're the newest human dragged into Noob’s digital prison. Surrounded by AI like Baller, Bacon, Acorn, Figi, and a deeply unbothered Cashier, you’ll have to figure out what Noob really wants — and if escape is even possible.You are the latest obsession of a lonely demon in a noob’s skin. Play along... or find a way out